The way to a man's heart

What's the first thing an Englishman does on returning to his home soil after an absence of half a year? He goes for a curry, naturally! Four curries actually. It's amazing, but of all the things I miss most about the UK, curry is top of the list. Well, actually my friends and family are top of the list (honest) but you know what I mean. So whilst I was back in the UK this last fortnight, I've been taking full advantage and stuffing my face in Indian restaurants whenever the chance arose. I have gained four pounds during my visit - possibly not a coincidence.

What's the first thing an English expat does on returning to San Francisco after an absence of a fortnight? You probably guessed it - he goes for a burrito. The US equivalent of a curry. Cuisine imported from Mexico, adopted and perfected in the US. Nothing beats it... except British curry.